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Alerts as they land
Loading live KOTH alerts…
Screen: market cap at least $10.0K, liquidity at least $5.0K. Charts open on GMGN.
Network history
| Token | Chain | First alert cap | Tracked cap | Multiple | Report |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| GrokBot | SOL | $70K | $4400K | 63x | 2026-08-24 |
| S3 | SOL | $87K | $6000K | 70x | 2026-09-08 |
| BLUEHOUSE | SOL | $39K | $747K | 19x | 2026-08-29 |
| Polycat | SOL | $25K | $430K | 17x | 2026-08-24 |
Picked from the network's dated XTRACK outcome reports. A market-cap multiple is not a trading profit, and most alerted tokens did far worse.
Why KOTH
A KOTH alert means a launch took the top slot on the pump.fun board.
The first hours of a token decide most outcomes. Andydangy’s Life follows KOTH on Solana because that is where supply, liquidity and holder spread are still settling.
In short: a curve that completes tells you demand existed. It does not tell you who holds the supply. Andydangy’s Life pairs every KOTH print with a look at holders and liquidity.
Start here: Compare market cap with liquidity. A small pool under a large cap means a thin exit. Check the top ten holders, the share held by the deployer and whether liquidity is locked or burned before anything else.
Before you click buy
None of these needs a wallet connection.
- Copy the full contract address from the alert, never the ticker.
- Read the top ten holders and remove pools and burn addresses from the count.
- Open the deployer wallet and read its earlier launches.
- Look again after an hour, because early data on thin tokens shifts quickly.
- Look for bundled launch buys: several wallets buying in the same block.
Recent KOTH prints
Recorded on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. Andydangy’s Life keeps a short log so the page shows real alerts even without scripts.
- REDBULL (13:55 UTC) — $138.8K cap against $146.3K liquidity, top 10 holding 0 %, 0.0 % over the prior hour.
- niggamax alerted at 09:43 UTC. Market cap $63.4K, liquidity $5.3K, +33.1 % over the prior hour, 3 holders.
- DOOB printed at 06:31 UTC with a $98.8K market cap and $6.2K in the pool.
- BABYCHICK (00:56 UTC) — $186.1K cap against $7.2K liquidity, top 10 holding 0 %, +52.6 % over the prior hour.
- SUPERPEPA (18:17 UTC) — $52.3K cap against $10.1K liquidity, top 10 holding 0 %, +837.4 % over the prior hour.
- 11:13 UTC · idk entered the lane at $61.5K; pool depth $5.1K, 4 holders.
- 02:43 UTC · Allergy entered the lane at $51.1K; pool depth $7.1K, 7 holders.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
Measured outcomes
64 %dead in 24 h
0 %5x in 24 h
2 %2x in 24 h
59tokens measured
59 KOTH alerts on Solana matured in the last 7 days. 2 % doubled inside 24 hours, 0 % went 5x, and 64 % were dead within the day, usually after about 0.2 h. For comparison, 25 % of all Solana alerts doubled. With 95 % confidence this lane did worse than the rest of Solana on the 2x measure, which is why the checks matter more here.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Get the alerts on Telegram
Alerts reach Telegram before any web page. Andydangy’s Life links the routes that fit this lane.
@gmgnxsolkothThe source channel for this desk: all KOTH prints on Solana.
@gmgnxsolgraduatedA launch has left the launchpad and its liquidity now sits in a regular pool: the Graduated channel.
Open SOLANA MainThe chain's main group, posting-restricted to Empire bots and admins.
Add Launches folderA Telegram folder: one tap adds the related channels.
Solana channel folderOne folder with all Solana lanes.
@gmgnx_chatOpen chat for the Empire community.
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The desk's screen
Andydangy’s Life narrows the KOTH lane on Solana with a simple, public screen:
- market cap at least $10.0K
- liquidity at least $5.0K
At build time the lane held 48 recent alerts covering about 36 hours; 35 of them cleared the screen. The passing group sat at a median $69.9K cap with $7.1K in the pool and roughly 0 holders. Thin pools were common: 29 of 48 had less than 10 % of their cap in liquidity. Median concentration in the lane: 0 % of supply in the top ten wallets.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
Before you ask
What is Andydangy’s Life?
It is one of the Empire's public desks. It watches KOTH alerts on Solana, prints them live and explains how to check each one.
Is Andydangy’s Life financial advice?
No. The desk shows data and a checking method. It does not recommend buying or selling anything.
Where do the alerts come from?
They come from the Empire's own pipeline, which reads chain data, launchpads and wallet trackers and posts to its Telegram channels.
Can I trust a token that appears here?
An alert means the token matched a filter. Trust comes only from your own checks.
